Oh S#!&... check out that big ass pool... err, oh wait, is that the one at the Venetian?
* walks a bit further *
....oh, so it's this small dingy pool filled with smashed hotties and beach balls?
Aiite then!
I can't say I didn't have fun at TAO Beach. Sure, it was hella crowded and you felt packed like sardines inside that tiny excuse of a pool. Plus you'd be lucky to not have a beach ball smack you in the face, and god forbid have it knock over your drink.
That's why you have female friends get you drinks from noon to 1PM. Take advantage gents.
When there's a bumpin' DJ, shaded lounge areas and good drinks, TAO Beach can offer nothing but pure enjoyment. Even if it's small, it's still worthwhile to go take a dip, and then retreat to your hotel's actual pool for a real swim.
Tip: Carry as little as you can with you here and put all of your belongings in a locker. You can go back to it without having to repay each time.