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  • the bellagio has been known as being the first casino in Vegas with real marble, stone, real art, everything... and thus for the highest of the high rollers. Even though the Wynn ushered in a whole era of the ultra-high end casino hotel, the Bellagio still has the most cache on the strip. So when i took my whole sales team to Vegas to celebrate the stellar year we had in 2010, i specified: "don't get your hopes up, we ain't gonna stay at the Bellagio, okay!" .... But of course that just made them want to stay there all the more. And they insisted that i stay in the Penthouse so we'd have a place to go back and party. If you're gonna get a Penthouse, wow, you should really get one at the Bellagio. for starters, they have a limo pick you up at the airport. nice touch! then they have their own Audio-guy just for your room! as in: the sound system for your room is SO bumpin that they have a special guy that comes out and shows you how to use it and tests that it's bumpin loud enough. he actually replaced one of the speakers for me because it didn't bump to his satisfaction. next, i had my own conference room (not reserved for my usage - no no), like a conference room IN my Penthouse, hello! could seat 20 and had crazy audio visual capabilities in case you wanted a corporate feel. i had my own bar - with 4 bar stools and 2 refrigerators and it's own TV (just for the bar area). then i had my own steam room! well, my big-ass shower doubled as it's own steam room. nice! ask me how big my room was? How big was it , you say? it was sooo big that i had 2 bathrooms in my room. the main bathroom and the guest bathroom for all the partiers. we juiced up the sound system so much that security came to our room 2 times per night. but relax though, they had this great system where basically you had at least 5 warnings before you got kicked out of the room. so we're like: "why don't you tell the people complaining that they should get a Penthouse next time? or maybe that they shouldn't get a room next to a penthouse, hello?" couple things i forgot: you don't check in with the masses when you have a penthouse. they take you to a private room to check in that has coffee, free drinks, chocolate covered strawberries, cookies... heck i was looking to see if we had our own 21 table and go-go dancers in there. of course, you have your own concierge that can get you tables and entrance anywhere. we partied in the penthouse till 3-4am each night then we decided it was time to hit the clubs downstairs. we were never back in the rooms till 7am either night/morning. tragic.
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