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| - I can describe Famous Dave's in one word..... Indescribable, unbelievable, and undeniably incredible. This is no joke, but one time I was swimming in the Pacific Ocean and I thought I saw a shark and got completely freaked out because a good friend told me that there was a fence built under the water to keep them away, which I guess sounds silly now, but she was very confident and it certainly kept my fears at bay. Anyways, I died for a few minutes, and when I got into Heaven it was actually a Famous Dave's run by all four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and a dog we had growing up that ran away called Licorice... Actually that is not a true story but it's the only way to adequately describe my feelings for this place.
I know it sounds like I'm just talking a lot of S word, but they give you a lot of reasons to have loving feelings. I always like at Mexican Food restaurants when they bring out Chips and Salsa, and FD's sets itself apart by being a Barbecue Joint that gives you in the beginning a bowl of these weird, delicious chips that you can dip in all the different barbecue sauces to try them out. It's pretty awesome. They also have Pepsi, which overjoys me to no end. Like that old Fairy Tale says, "Girls are sexy, made out of Pepsi." And that's 99% true.
And don't even get me started on the food... Okay, I'm going to start anyways. It's consistently amazing, and always super quick and hot and outrageously delicious. Just close your eyes and point at something and get that, it will be perfect. I don't know if it's conceited to make recommendations, but I have very strong feelings for the Country Roasted Chicken, it's got just a hint of a lemony flavor that is very enjoyable. And the Corn Muffins are borderline to die for. The people there are also very wonderful. They have always been so personable and welcoming and super accommodating. My only complaint is that it's like eight miles away, which isn't really a complaint at all.
So that is that, this review has gone on for far too long, but if you are reading this and are on the fence on where to go to get a bite to eat, just stop looking, and go to Famous David's, which is what my friends call it sometimes, no big deal. On a semi related note, I probably should have prefaced this whole thing by saying I've been there like fifty times, maybe more. I don't know what I'm talking about pretty much all the time, but I do know that these words are all completely true. Thank you for reading, and stay excellent.
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