The waiter and busser LITERALLY tried to convince us there was flavor to our meal. They came in succession with words like "don't you think the "mild-ness" of the flavors is exceptional?" And, "it doesn't even taste like lamb!"
WHAT??
no, you're right, it tastes like if I bought spinach rigatoni at Whole Foods, dropped a half a stick of butter in it and tossed in some vegan ground beef.
Thank God our waiter, who clearly was even out of his element with this mediocre at best food, asked his comrade about a wine selection. The one saving grace-. . The ricotta tasted like straight Mayonnaise and don't even get me started on the frozen pimento loaf served with the bread as an opening née amuse bouche. Olive Garden has better flavor. This Fat Ox has none. And no I don't like to get hit over the head with flavor at all times. But something for the money would be great. Will never set foot in there again. I like having a beautiful, flavorful meal. Not something middle America wouldn't even tolerate! Bleck.