I'm afraid Gwen needs to get out of Cuba City a little more often, and find some better examples of pizza. My wife and I went last night on a Groupon. I'm sorry to say we had "issues" after. It tasted ok going down (Ok, but there's better to be found), but the fallout period was a strong deterrent.
Pancake Cafe has some good breakfast options, but their "PC Pizza" moniker is not ready for public consumption. I generally avoid for breakfast as the service is usually delightfully slow, allowing much time for contemplation as to the compensation package you intend to offer you the service staff.