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  • The only reason I'm giving this even ONE star is because out of the group of three of us, my dish was the only decent one. I ordered the salmon on kale salad, and it was actually good. But the fact that one of our party's meals came 10 minutes after the other two, and was jumbled up and looked like it had been sitting in a fridge for two days.....was enough to turn me off of this place regardless of my decent kale. Horrible service. The greeters didn't even look up to acknowledge us entering the restaurant. We stood there for five minutes while they talked to each other, and eventually had to approach THEM to ask them to seat us. We ordered salmon on kale, the giant meatball on "crostini" (NOT crostini, just a soggy soppy piece of soaked bread that turned to mush), the fettuccine with "Nonna's Sunday Sauce- Just How Nonna Makes it!" (No. It is not how my nonna makes it. It was like raw crushed tomatoes.), and some kind of basic club/BLT type sandwich that was pretty bland. The meatball arrived and was huge, like a matzo ball. I tried it and it was salty AF. Like, to a point that I couldn't even swallow it. I'm not even sensitive to salty things! I eat seaweed every single day! This was out of this world salty! To make matters worse, the person in our group who ordered it has a medical condition that would be aggravated by salt so she couldn't even eat more than two bites of it. Then came the fettuccine. Ohhhhh, the fettuccine. Where to even begin? It was clumped together, congealed, as if it had been sitting in a fridge for two days and someone said "oh, I think I'll eat this before it goes bad!" and just threw it on a plate with some raw crushed tomatoes. The waitress didn't even bring parm to the table to put on top. Just all in all......HORRIBLE. The only thing this place has going for it is the creative decor and it could be a good place to go for drinks with a large group. Maybe. Bad service, waitress/waiters are nowhere to be found when you need something. The entire experience took something like three hours of our night. OH- also, the bread came at the END of our meal. Like right before we were about to pay. And it was "light on the butter!" More like SOAKED IN GREASE Not going back, and hope the management changes things up!
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