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| - We started the Yelp CMYE at super delicious KGB. OMG. When we were seated, there was some kind of deliciously tart, sweet, strong Cranberry-Pomegranate-Caipirinha on the table. Unfortunately, the smokey casino left me parched with thirst and I slurped down waaaay too much of that stuff prior to getting anything to eat. Whoa - baby.
Chef Eli came out to greet us. A nice fellow who told us a little bit about the place, the food, the philosophy, etc. Thanks for the prezo Chef! Onto the food!
I started with the Mac and cheese sticks. Oh Lord. It was the creamiest, cheesiest macaroni and cheese, chilled (I'm guessing), and sliced into logs. Then coated in some type of breadcrumb, and deep fried to perfection. These mac and cheese sticks were served with (what else?) cheese dipping sauce. I must have gone to heaven. OMG. So delicious. This is enough for an entree for me. Especially after I swapped tastes of other peoples appetizers (the buffalo chicken egg rolls, the sliders, the waffle fry nachos, and something else I forgot), I was basically full.
But I had to order a burger. In fact, I had to go totally overboard (thanks a LOT Cranberry-Pomegranate-Caipirinha!) and order the Short-rib sloppy-joe burger. Imagine the chef, slaving away all day over some short ribs cooking in the oven. Basting them. Checking on them. Tending to them with the utmost care. Then, when they're ready, he CHOPS THEM UP INTO BITS! YEAH, CHEF! Do that thing with the meat cleaver! yeah! Oh excuse me. That was one of the Cranberry-Pomegranate-Caipirinhas talking again. But that is essentially what the short-rib sloppy-joe burger was all about. It came on a poppy seed bun topped with some kind of crispy little dill pickle rounds. Oh Lord.
Um. The fries. Yeah. Take two great big potatoes from the green market. Huge ones. Peel them. Then put them through one of those french fry machines so they come out all uniformly fry shaped. Dunk those potato pieces in hot boiling oil until they are golden brown. Shake off the excess oil (we DO want to exercise a LITTLE restraint here, ha ha!). Generously salt them down. And throw them in a basket beside your short-rib sloppy-joe burger. That is your serving of fries. Huge! Gigantic! Enormous! Wow!
I had a lot of food to eat. But I couldn't concentrate on eating because (what?) of (did somebody pour something into my glass?) the (...make that slurping sound...) Cranberry-Pomegranate-Caipirinhas. Mmmm! So good.
But wait. What is this? Like 2 dozen tiny little cupcakes being delivered to our table? What the....?! Oh Lord. You know I had to eat the one with the KGB emblem sticking out of the top. So fun! The emblem was edible, too! So yum!
The waitresses here wear the "sexy KGB" uniform. The lack of length of the skirt did nothing for MY appetite. And she actually seemed quite happy in it. However, she soured a tad bit when we asked to divvy up the bill. She did it and we were happy! Especially with the reasonable prices. (When will they ever realize they get more tip money that way?)
When I return to Vegas, I'm heading to the KGB. I'm a fan!
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