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| - Dear LAS,
I've been debating for some time whether or not I should select you as a layover for my next trip to Western New York. You see, last time we hung out, you behaved rather poorly. Although you said it wasn't your fault, and then offered some half-assed apologies, I have yet to fully forgive you.
I think you're an OK airport. I appreciate the free wifi, the kitchy slot machines (excessive but fun) and ample power outlets should I want to take out my laptop or blow dry my hair. You are quite large (which in many cases is a good thing) and still you manage to be fairly well organized. Yet, you offer few dining decent dining options ($15 for a slice of pizza and a soda -- really?!) and a lot of the people working onsite should perhaps consider mood elevators.
Furthermore, our last time together, you left me stranded for 4 hours (four hours!!!) to hang out with ...the former president. You picked GW over me?! I know that you said his visit was unexpected/unplanned and that it was *all* business, but still -- the pain is just too fresh. Maybe we can eventually be friends. Maybe.
For now, I'm going to stick with PHX. I hope you understand.
Kisses,
Kari S.
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