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  • Alone in my dark apartment, having worn my 3 Wolf Moon T-Shirt as well for countless weeks, found this restaurant to be my heaven. I entered the restaurant, looking at the menu of this restaurant, deciding what would satisfy my hunger. Always pilling up the pizza boxes, leaving some greasy Chinese food in the kitchen, I was beginning to get tired of the food. I recently lost my job as a Custodial Consultant for sniffing the amonia in the utility closet. My funding for my gourmet meals from such world reknown chefs as Boyardi and Uncle Ben had begun running low. Stumbling in a drunken daze through the local building, my legs carelessly walked inside of the restaurant. As I looked closely, I saw the name of the restaurant, "Sushi & Rolls." Curiously, I glanced at the menu and decided to grab a food. As I began glancing at the menu, the cashier (very pretty and nice but seems tough) named some popular meals. Naming the popular meals including sushi and Korean food, I began to realize that this was no ordinary restaurant. No my friends, this was a restaurants passed down from the Gods themselves, displaying the infinite beauty of their messenger cashier and Korean beautiful and loving couple in the restaurant. Not just displaying the beauty, but also giving the full taste of the food. I ordered Teriyaki Chicken along with Korean Spicy Pork. I knew at that moment, that these meals would change my life. I put a big spoonful of food in my mouth. What is my review of the food? Because of this restaurant, I now feel like living. I finally realize the world is beautiful and it is covered with beauty and taste. Tonkatsu? California Roll? Korean food? Its all in here. Not only do you never need to go to another restaurant, there will never be a restaurant so deliciously cooked ever again. From that point, I have divided my life into two different categories, life before Sushi & Rolls and life after, much like the Old and New Testament. From this restaurant I have made more friends than I can count, gained 30 pounds of rock hard muscle, and have a new job as VP of a major financial holdings company. This restaurant worked for me, and I am sure it will work for you.
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