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| - Who doesn't love Kohl's?
People who haven't shopped at Kohl's!
My work shoes are falling apart. It's ok, I've worn them about 5 times a week since I purchased them (6 months ago?). I purchased the Fila work shoes. Who still gets fila? I do. These shoes are awesome. Plain flat black, with slip resistant (oil/water) soles. The thing I like best about these shoes is that they don't leave footprints when you walk across a freshly mopped floor (yes this is a problem in my line of work). I get them at KOHL'S!!!
I noticed I needed new shoes on Monday, as I was walking to my car and my socks had gotten wet and rain foam was coming out of the shoes. It was weird. It reminded me of a conversation I had with Rich a couple weeks before when he was talking about the hard knocks tv show where the football player was standing on the sidelines and sweat foam was coming from his shoes (he was a sweaty large man). Mine was from rain. I'm not that large.
So, since I knew I needed shoes, I looked at the rest of my wardrobe and my day job shirts for work were getting pretty bland. The colors weren't as crisp as they had been, stupid well water in the washing machine. Also, one of my favorite shirts had an ink stain in the pocket where a pen asploded.
So, I got 8 new shirts. The gf was with me, and she wanted to help, so I gave her my size with these conditions: either all one color, or with white and black, nothing too pastel, and no buttons on the collar. Again, I walked with 8 shirts. I'm not sure what all colors I got, but I got a new Monday Red, Purple Shirt Wednesday (I wear purple for those who can't wear purple), and Black Shirt Friday.
I also got 2 new pairs of trousers (who still says trousers?)
I got some new white socks, and some new plain black tshirts.
When we get to the checkout lane and start getting rung up, the gf was looking at the register and was like "yay, the shirts I picked were all on sale, and the ones you picked weren't". Not that I care.
The lady behind the counter asks if we are paying with Kohl's Card, and I'm like "Yep". The gf is like "wait, you have a kohl's card?", and I'm like "yep". The lady then asks, do you have a smart phone? and i'm like "yep". She says to go to kohls.com and look for the "today's deals". I open up the phone web browser (don't be porn, don't be porn, don't be porn) go to Kohls.com, click a button, pull up a scanner image thing and BOOM!!! 20% off!
The total we paid was like $5 more than the amount we "saved". So that was nice. I'll take 49% off on a Friday. Sadly, no Kohl's Kash today :(
As we are leaving, we walk past the jewelry section. There's "watch and ___" combo thingies available. Watch and pen, for the fashionable writer. Watch and money clip, for the fashionable person with cash. Watch and ... bottle opener??? for the fashionable alcoholic.
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