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| - This place reeks of something that is not normal for a restaurant, a cross between a gas station and maybe a local county jail. According to the locals, this was a good place for wings, so here we go. From the outside, I wouldn't tell if I was going to get food or maybe a lube job on my Ford F-150. I seriously think someone was like... "I wonder what a Green Johnny Rockets which sold wings, in the shape of a Gas and Service Station might look like..." and suddenly here it is.
Okay, the food...
It's OKAY. Nothing that was super or amazing. It's food that you would expect from a place that looks like a Gas Station.
What they call a Compact Bucket, is really just a medium sized basket. You can split the flavors, which of course they charge 99 cents more. REALLY? Okay, the wings were tasty, but they were nothing special, perhaps if I wanted to light my fact on fire, I would have asked for the Atomic or Triple Atomic wings, but I doubt that many come here for the food in general, more like the challenge they saw on Man VS Food.
Their menu items plainly tell the story of their theme...a Sidecar of Steamed Broccoli? More like a small tea cup dish of vegetables. What about a Garage Salad? Well, this is really descriptive, as their "Garage" is their "House" Salad, which in terms of following the theme, they are spot on. The "House" Salad is perfectly shaped like an old garage of a Johnny Rockets.
And why they did they call a small order of Onion Rings... Ahem... Short Otenna O-Rings? My spell-check is going crazy trying to rack it's English Dictionary around how the world Antenna suddenly became something foreign and perhaps going as far as made up.
Oh yeah, those items were mediocre.
Seriously, why? Sure maybe they are yummy; of course when you have not eaten for 12 hours, they become much better tasting. Pretty sure this place does well, in locations where their clientele are hard working folk, who are looking at quantities of calories, rather than quality of the flavors used.
You get three stars, because it was amusing to attempt to read the menu, and the garage motif is generously used, EVERYWHERE.
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