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  • I'm very conflicted about my rating for this place. It's a douchebag haven, but then again what strip club isn't? This place does have that little extra douchebag flair that sets it apart from the rest though, which is usually enough for me to head over to old standby's like Olympic Garden when I am in Vegas. However the report came in that OG has gone the way of douchebag city itself and so it was that a group of us found ourselves giving the *Rhino* a whirl on a Saturday afternoon. Being that we came during the day the usual douchebag and drunk twit element was thankfully absent. We pretty much had the place to ourselves and if you can't have fun with a bunch of people that you have in one way or another bonded with over many a drunken night, then who can you have fun with? But would the place have been quite as fun if it weren't for us making the place fun? We took over an entire section of the club, drank the day away, and enjoyed the company of the ladies working the day shift. There wasn't a whole lot going on up on the stage except for when Zen and a couple other ladies took the stage. Most of the action was in our corner as the ladies would come by, chat it up with us, and the occasional lap dance was had (or bought for an unsuspecting victim). Several lap dance cherries were popped and the theme song for this field trip could have easily been *I'm in love with a stripper*. Some wallets were emptied but I luckily got away with only a $45 bar tab. Things to note: $30 cover, 24/7, for men and women. They also have a policy of not allowing in any unaccompanied females AND there must be at least a 1 to 1 male to female ratio in order for the womenz to get in. One guy can't bring in 2 or more girls but a gang of douchebags can carry in a barely concious drunk frat girl that they picked up at Tao with no problems. This is not to say that they don't have good reason for this policy. Concerns about prostitutes and having the place packed with women who *generally* don't tip the way men do is bad for business. I came back on Sunday night with my partner in crime for the weekend because he had to see Zen one more time before we headed home. I was a little worried about heading back during prime douchebag time but figuring it was a Sunday night rather than Friday or Saturday I thought I could manage. Our trip there was a bit crazy being as we were driven there by a crazy blind old lady who talked a mile a minute. She was trying to suggest we go to another *more fun* place on the sly without actually coming out and saying the name of the place or what it exactly was. The best part of the ride was when she waited for minutes at an intersection in the hopes of having a car pass by so she could follow it's tail lights down the street...because she couldn't see! Then when we got to the Rhino she passed up the proper taxi line out front and tried to get us to pay for the cab fare. I have never paid for a cab ride to a strip club in Vegas and never will. Cabbies get paid good F'ing money to take people to strip clubs, and they are paid by the person not by the ride. My friend spent the night getting better acquainted with Zen while I enjoyed a steady stream of drinks and the occasional lap dance. There was some great pole work going on that night though so I had plenty to watch on stage. Before we knew it the clock was approaching 4am and we figured it was probably time to get back to the room for some sleep. That's when two of the craziest strippers I have ever encountered intercepted us and basically assaulted me on the back couch. It was a great way to end the night and the weekend. *bewbies bewbies bewbies...you're the weiner! yay!* The only jackpot I hit the whole weekend.
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