About: http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/tMJBTs-XJytoghmvyTjRYw

Facets (new session)
Description
Metadata
Settings
- owl:sameAs
- Inference Rule:

About: http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/tMJBTs-XJytoghmvyTjRYw Goto Sponge NotDistinct Permalink

An Entity of Type : rev:Review, within Data Space : foodie-cloud.org, foodie-cloud.org associated with source document(s)

Attributes	Values
type	rev:Review
dateCreated	2014-09-09 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	A Panda Buffet
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#funnyReviews	7 (xsd:int)
rev:rating	5 (xsd:int)
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#usefulReviews	3 (xsd:int)
rev:text	Start with the name. Unassuming, humble, free of hubris, inclusive. It doesn't purport to be THE Panda Buffet or Panda Buffet, but A Panda Buffet. It lures you in by making you think, "Gee, this is just another Panda Buffet. Look at that indefinite article." That's what they want you to think. Inside there are turtles and angels. The turtles loaf around doing turtle things in a wee fountain near the entrance. The angels wear uniforms and patiently wait by the cash register to seat you. The ethereal wait staff put you at ease, soothing you for the culinary onslaught to come, and bring you enough Dr Pepper to drown a capybara. I apologize, but I'm vegan. So I can't really rate most of the fare at the buffet. But I can tell you that my friends are happier than chimpanzees at war when they're stuffing their faces with delicacies like "cheese crab" and "salt and pepper frog." As far as the vegan food is concerned, the stir-fry tofu is my hero (it comes with baby corns!!) and the sesame seed sweet potato (I call them "squishy balls") shall marry my firstborn son. There's also some savory curry fries, green beans, plenty of rice (duh), and oh screw it, just LOAD UP ON TOFU. I really want to submit a bunch of inside jokes that have been developed at A Panda Buffet. But you wouldn't understand references to space cats, red goo sauce, or hot dog bread. Point is, this isn't only a place to gorge yourself on perfectly decent Chinese food until it seeps out of your eyeballs and drips onto your distended belly, it's a place to meet with friends, fall in love, give birth to a baby girl, bury your favorite cat, or run a small money-laundering operation. A Panda Buffet is my favorite place on earth.
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#coolReviews	2 (xsd:int)
rev:reviewer	John

Faceted Search & Find service v1.16.115 as of Sep 26 2023

Alternative Linked Data Documents: ODE Content Formats:

RDF

ODATA

Microdata

About

OpenLink Virtuoso version 07.20.3238 as of Sep 26 2023, on Linux (x86_64-generic_glibc25-linux-gnu), Single-Server Edition (126 GB total memory, 102 GB memory in use)
Data on this page belongs to its respective rights holders.
Virtuoso Faceted Browser Copyright © 2009-2025 OpenLink Software