The salespeople here really just can't take a hint.
I was approached by one as I was leaving Walmart, and the man practically insisted that he take down all my contact info - even after I told him that I had absolutely no interest in paying for a gym membership, because the apartment complex I live in has its own gym that's free with rent. I've never dealt with a more pushy salesman in my life. If he was really SO determined to get a sale out of me, maybe he could've demonstrated his superior fitness by helping me load my refrigerator into my car.