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| - OK, so check this out. I know I have been long dormant with the Yelp reviews (bad girl, BAD GIRL!), so to make it up to ya'll, I am now embarking on a casino-by-casino tour of my new hometown of LV, NV, and will include reviews of each as I tour them. Now, these will not include room stays, but just schlepping around the premises - eating, drinking, and checking out anything that moves or doesn't move. Got it? OK, let's proceed...
Review #21:
walk in this small place (which is wedged between Harrah's and the Venetian), and you will forget you are on the fabulous Las Vegas Strip, and you'll soon think you are at a divey off-strip casino that hasn't changed it's décor in 40 years; this place is a real hole, and a total anachronism; I'm sure some people love cheap & smokey retro joints like this, but I say it's time to nuke it!; attached to the luxurious Best Western, whose lobby looks like, well, an old Best Western; the "store" is cheezy & cheap Vegas crap; there are supposedly $1 Michelob bottles at the bar, but somehow I resisted; and the top-shelf steakhouse here is...wait for it...The Outback!; best craft beer list = check this out, I actually saw the following 4-tap draft beer line-up - Bud, Bud Light, Coors Light, Miller Lite; luckily just then, a wormhole opened up in the fabric of the universe and I escaped out onto The Strip, never to return!
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