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  • If only it were possible to give zero stars..... Ugh......A zero is too generous. This place is really deserving of a negative number! So easily the worst gyro I have ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever had! It was actually some of the worst food that I have tasted period!!! That says a lot because I have had some REALLY BAD GRUB from all corners of the earth! The place was clean and the service was very friendly...... but the food? NASTAY!!!!!!! I had the gyro combo with a side of grilled zucchini and my friend had the felafel combo with fries. My meat was extremely dry and it didn't even come how the menu described it. The zucchini was obviously frozen and placed on the grill before defrosting. It was unseasoned and had the consistency of an uncooked piece of eel. Super tasteless and slimy! My friend's felafel was more like "feel awful"! It was extremely dry and tasteless as well. We also had what I guess was supposed to be hummus and tzatziki? EEEKKK! I have tasted soiled paper towels with more flavor and better mouth feel! Needless to say neither of us finished our food despite the fact that we were both extremely hungry prior to recieving our orders. It is really sad when the best thing at a "Greek" joint is the ketchup packet. The fact that they offered a "Barbecued Gyro" dressed with barbecue sauce and American cheese should have been our que to exit. If you are in the area, and you are dying of hunger......just go ahead and die! This place is the best endorsement for anorexia and bulimia that I have run across in a looooonnnnngggggg time! If Zeus were real, he'd send a lightening bolt to this joint tout suite!
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