If I could give half a star I would've, just for the fact that the foot massage was alright. Other than that, the whole experience was terrible.
I had been here before they had closed down, and the service was ok for a $38 run down. And that is exactly what it is, a RUB. But this time around will be my absolute LAST time to UE.
We went as a group of 3 girls, in the same room. My guy talked to the other guy the entire 90 min massage. At one point he was sitting on my legs and stopped massaging me while he talked to the other guy.
While facedown, he was stroking down my back and repeatedly had his crotch ON my head. Those tables are super low so there is more than enough room to keep space between his body and my head, i even looked over to my friends to see if the same was happening to them. Then he tries to do a chest stretch that would expose my boobs in the presence of the other 2 male therapists. I resisted that stretch and just flexed my body until he was done.
Then when we're done, I decided $10 is decent tip considering I would have left $0. They proceed to tell me I should tip $15 minimum because $10 is the standard for 60 minutes and I got 90 minutes. I guess that's what you get for a cheap massage. I will definitely be paying full price at a legal massage establishment from now on. Buh-bye UE.