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  • Here's what you need to know: 1) The burgers are amazing 2) Nothing else. Put your computer up to your ear and listen to this: Mrfmmmfrrrmffmygffffgfgfjingawddd That's the sound of me making love to these burgers. I wouldn't care if they stopped serving everything else on the menu, beer included, I would still give this place five stars. If you don't agree with me, you are wrong and you should feel like a bad person. One time, I came here with my cousin who has a lazy eye. Eating a burger CURED HIS LAZY EYE. One time, I found a $100 dollar bill on the chair, and when I tried to return it, the waitress GAVE ME ANOTHER $100 DOLLAR BILL. One time, I came in wearing my lucky black socks, and when I came out THEY TURNED WHITE. You can use the burger grease here as currency in most Pacific Island countries. They have TVs that show only your favorite shows from when you were a kid. The beer here doesn't give you a hangover, it only gives you awesome dreams where you are flying over the graves of everyone who made fun of you in high school. So yeah, A+
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