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| - I'm going to start off with my biggest complaint about 3 Brewers. That being said, please don't let this complaint sway you from going, because I really think it's the best place in Richmond Hill. Read on.
I've been to a lot of Craft Breweries recently. The staff is always quite knowledgeable about the beer they serve. The Indie Ale House is a great example and so is The Bier Markt. The staff can tell you anything about any beer on the menu and that's pretty impressive because the The Bier Markt has over 150 beers!
3 Brewers has only hired bimbos.
You had me at "Craft Beer"! I don't need a set of tits to lure me into the place. The staff could consist ladies that look like Martina Navratilova in pulled up cargo shorts and I'd still happily return.
I understand what 3 Brewers is doing. The area has a Moxie's and a Jack Astor's who's staff consists of very attractive girls to please the men that come in from the sea of industry surrounding the area. The problem there is, the food and beer at Moxie's and Jack Astor's is shit, so they have to overcompensate and find other reasons for people (men) to come in. Pussy.
3 Brewers doesn't need to overcompensate. They're now the big swinging dick in the area and they shouldn't try so hard to compete. It makes them look bad. They have the best beer in Richmond Hill, all brewed on site, and the food was unbelievably good.
I had the IPA to start, and ordered the Sausage & Sauerkraut for lunch. They had a graphic on the menu next to what I ordered showing which beer paired well with it. Since I'm old as fuck now, (39) I couldn't read it without my glasses. When I asked my server what went best with the Sausage & Sauerkraut, she replied with a "Whatever beer you like!" The answer was the Amber, which I saw online afterwards. (and is also the name of half the staff there.)
"Hey you pretentious douche! Give those unemployable bimbos a break! They had to get up at the crack of noon to halfheartedly serve you!" I understand that I'm asking a lot of poorly paid, young, attractive girls, but 3 Brewers is good, when it could be great!
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