I came in here recently for a quick slice of pizza. I didn't know what to expect, but I figured that even bad pizza is usually still not so bad. At around 12:45pm, the remaining pizzas on offer for slices were looking pretty sad, as though they had already been sitting there for hours. I'd gone far enough to walk in, so I picked one anyway. It was... not what I'd hoped for. It had a crust, and sauce, and cheese, and pepperoni... but I feel it may be overly generous to call it pizza.