I got home from work starving and fired up the yelp app as I habitually (and ritually) do when I'm hungry, on the hunt to find something good to satisfy my cravings. I had a craving for seafood and after surfing yelp for 30 minutes I decided Sarita sounded good!
It was the worst meal we (my girlfriend and I) have had in a long time. We aren't picky eaters in the slightest. In fact, on the way home we tried to think of any place we've been to that we didn't even like at all and concluded we haven't had a really bad meal in years.
For starters, the best thing (according to my girlfriend) was the ketchup they put on her burger. I disagreed. I actually thought the beef carpaccio was pretty good. I would order it again. And that's where "ordering anything again", ends.
My girlfriend ordered a salad and Kobe burger with fries. I ordered 12 oysters and the tuna tartare. I'll skip my girlfriends food - just know it was bland - and get to mine.
The oysters were disgusting. I've never eaten such a bad oyster in my life. And I've had thousands of oysters. They were warm, dried up and smelled like rotten fish. It looked, and tasted, like someone shucked them the day before and let them sit and rot on a hot rock. How any place could even serve such dry oysters is beyond me. That was the worst. In a close second was the tuna tartare. If you can even call It that. The tuna wasn't even red - more grayish - and every bite was so bland except for the overwhelming taste of wasabi.
Overall, we came in expecting great food and left... defeated. The waiter was great I will say that. Friendly and attentive. If you want a nice waiter come here. If you want good food, go elsewhere.