A street car named Disaster.
Okay, I don't ride the streetcars -- I ride my bike everywhere I can and either walk, skateboard, or drive my car anywhere I can't. In a bind I'd take a cab or maybe even the subway, but holy shit do the streetcars lick goat chode in this city. They get stuck in traffic, they cause extra traffic, they make the road condition horrible, they are loud and dirty, and there is no end to the sketchiness of what goes on in there...and all this I know from just observing them while I try to avoid them with my bike. I really can't imagine what benefit they may have over buses, or what union is keeping them around, but their existence makes Toronto a worse city than it otherwise could be.