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We ordered two 10" pizzas. One arrived 17 minutes after we ordered it and it looked like it had huge boils on it where the bread had swelled up and was burned without any toppings. It looked like someone forgot to apply sunscreen (and by sunscreen I mean cheese) and it burned. I'm used to seeing this on tourists at the beach, not on specialty pizzas. Moreover, for a FIVE CHEESE pizza, there was surprisingly little cheese on it. And although we were warned that the pizza had blue cheese (was she trying to scare us off?), it really tasted like generic mozzarella plus a little bit of goat. I think we were missing three cheeses. The delivery chick mumbled something when she dropped it off but I couldn't for the life of me catch a single syllable.
17 minutes was not great, but not the worst timing ever. Our second pizza, however, didn't come out for another 12 minutes. How is that possible? We ordered two pizzas at the same time, but one came out AFTER an order placed SEVEN MINUTES AFTER US got their family sized pizza and drinks? Well, if you are going to tell me that it just got stuck and/or forgotten in the oven all that time, you know, I might just have to agree with you. It was even more burned than the first pizza. And had even less cheese. Seriously, less than half of the pizza had cheese on it. Most of the pizza was either bare bread or just tomato sauce. The ham was completely dried out and singed at the edges. The roasted garlic was blackened. CHARCOAL scrapings.
I was so annoyed, not the least at the ever-mumbling delivery person, that I wanted to walk it back to the counter and send it back. Unfortunately, because it had taken so long, I had eaten most of the other pizza and my partner shoved the rest of this in his mouth so we could leave.
And we left crust. That's how bad it was. He NEVER leaves crust. He's eaten my crust when it has sat on an uncovered plate in the fridge for three days being from a generic national chain. And this after I had devoured most of his lunch in a feeble attempt to wait for my meal. That's some bad crust...
P.S. Noted from another review that tipping is not expected here. Keep that in mind, especially because if you tip before you actually get served, you might tip for terrible pizza and service. They've got a tip jar on the counter--add to that after if you like what you've got. Don't gamble ahead of time like I did.
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