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| - I'm that person who would rather forgo a prime time seat with ultimate surround sound and sit in the top corner if it means I can prop my feet up on the seat ahead. So when I heard about a theater that had reclining seats for pretty much the same price as going to a regular theater, it didn't take much to have me sold. Getting to pick my own seat while buying my ticket online so I can skip the line at the box office? Hmm, really making it too easy there.
And just like you get to spin class early to adjust your bike, you should also arrive early enough to adjust your seat. I mean, you wouldn't want to be that idiot that interrupts your stranger of a neighbor during the trailers to ask how to recline your seat just because you got there after it all went dark, do you? I'm not saying that I did that SPECIFICALLY or anything, but I may be saying that your neighbor may not appreciate this.
My only gripe is how there seems to be a different line for every single item at the concession stand. Want a gourmet hot dog? Hop in line one. Popcorn and candy? There's a line for that too. Cold beverages? There IS a reason they say "Third time's a charm." Jesus, is this the movie theater or the DMV?
Once you get all of your delectable swag, shimmy towards your theater so that you can do as Fat Joe says - "Lean back, lean back, lean back, LEAN BACK!"
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