I feel like I'm being slightly generous with 3 stars. The house is Absolutley.... Gross. The bench seat cushions look extremely dirty and the worst part of all: it literally stinks like a seniors complex full of dirty depends. If my wife and I weren't completely starving then we would have left.
We ordered the pizza which was recommended by the waitress. It tasted like a frozen pizza. Crust was far from fresh. Overall, a bad experience. I'm changing it to 2 stars after writing this.