The roller ball on the golden tee is so clean you could perform surgery and use it to rest your tools.
The decorations are a cross between a castle and a yard sale at OJ's house.
Cold beer on tap and glasses appear to be clean.
And then comes the meal. Good god and his team of angels it was amazing. Grilled Cheese Burger. The buns are freakishly long grilled cheese sandwiches. Jaws would needs a few rounds on this sucker to get it down. Trump could build the with just a dozen of these.
They even have malt vinegar at each table!!!