Oh, mein Gott... vere to shtart?
If you vant to git tenked, kawm heeya. Mein friend ordert unt Hefeweizen end gut a long, tall gless det held a pint... DAT VAS JOOST FOOR HEEMSELV!
Der German food, I doont like so mawch. Too hivy end too mawch vid da meats. Isht too mawch fur me de brats, de schnitzels, und also de saurbraten. Isht too mawch expensif bisides. Der bawr isht too shmawll ven de peeple kawn liter awn int de nite. Dere's no room to efin stend vithaut bawmpeen sumvawn. I VANT ROOM TO DENSE INT DIS PLESS!!!
Sree stawz only fur de beeya. Eef eet vasnt fur de beeya, I'te gif dis pless two staws fur der food. Evrywan shute kawm chick dis pless aut awn der veekends ven der heepster kinders tun diss pless into a discotek. Isht reel fawn, ya?