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| - Wow, I just have to say wow. I heard so many great things about this place...And they were all wrong. Let's start off with the service. Our waiter was a pissy douche bag, and as soon as I decided not to order a whiskey and coke (because they don't serve coke products) he started to give me his attitude. He had bad body language, a stupid look on his face, and was short and rude with his sentences. When taking the menus he snatched it out of my girlfriend's hand like she was stealing it or something, like, wtf dude, it's a paper and she was still reading it to look at desserts...you can probably guess we didn't order dessert. Then the manager was rude as well, he asked how we were doing, we said fine. But when he walked by the second time I went to ask him where the bathroom was and about our food...dude was 3 ft away from me, looking at me, seeing my mouth move...but totally ignored me and walked outside.
Now on to the food. We waited about 40mins for 2 cheeseburgers and some fries (they were not that busy). My girlfriend took a bite out of hers and saw our waiter in the distance staring with what she called an "evil" smile, as if he had done something to he food...that was very unsettling, then she realized her burger was damn near raw. We gave it back and didn't order another. My food wasn't that bad, but I could've gotten a much better tasting burger at 5 guys which is like 2mins away from there (that's what I'm doing next time we want burgers). The fries were very good and the salad was alright, but nothing was special, nothing stood out, and nothing was worth anywhere near the price tag, or the bullshit from staff.
The place looked really cool when we walked in, but we soon learn just how pretentious it was, the place was full of irritating hipsters and even the simplest things were gentrified. None of the employees looked happy to be there. Also, my girlfriend almost slipped and fell on the way out because the floor was wet in the middle of a walkway...no one was trying to clean it, or put up a sign, and no one seemed to react when she almost slipped.
The best part was the super liquid shits this place gave me...nothing like good old fashioned diarrhea to brighten your day. (laden with sarcasm)(yes this really happened).
We will never be dining here again, and my personal recommendation is to just hit up 5 guys or fast food, and if you're going there for drinks...save your money and go to 2bucks down the street.
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