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  • YUCK! This was the worst massage of my life! I planned a date night, we ate at Postinos, went to get a massage and ewe! We live on the West side and normally go to the Arrowhead Elements...we love them! Lets just say to get to this location you pass this awful dumpster smell, then upon walking in things are good. We get into the couples room, so far so good, we are ready for our massage! They come in, forget to turn down the lights. I asked to start face up, apparently that pissed him off? He did this really weird stretch on me, I thought I was going to die, he put my neck to my chest, then pushed my head up in the air but didn't warn me. He ran his elbow down my shin, my god...the pain is still here today! I feel like elbow is just lazy massage and thats all he used. At the end of this horribly not relaxing massage he beat me. He did that stupid hitting thing they sometimes do during a pedicure all over my freaking body...hey relax enjoy an hour long massage, then ill beat the crap out of you before you get up. When I arrived I was feeling good, on my way out my neck had a kink I kid you not. My fiance on the other hand, when I called I said he likes light pressure and just relaxation massage, she said oh great Martha would be perfect for him, when we arrived they had a book on the therapists where we learned that Martha specializes in deep tissue and hard pressure, how exactly would she be perfect for him? She asked him how the pressure was, he said way too hard, she didn't change her pressure at all. What a waste of money, and how embarrassing on my behalf trying to plan a relaxing date night to escape from the wonders of wedding planning. NEVER AGIN WILL WE VISIT THIS LOCATION!!!!
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