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  • "Take me to the place I love. Take me all the way." -A. Kiedis ... I'm not exactly what you would call a "morning person." As a matter of fact, when I hear the dreaded screech of my Alarm Clock, you might call me a "mourning person"....mourning the premature demise of my nightly dreams of rock and roll glory! As the last waves of applause recede into the great sea of the unconscious, I awake naked and trembling on the beige beach of the mundane. The hustle begins anew and I must dress and dash downtown. (Much to the chagrin of this aspiring "Diamond Dave", lime-green spandex and silver sequins don't qualify as "Business Casual".) Fortunately for me, the hater of all things AM, there is a shimmering oasis in Downtown's drab labyrinth (drabyrinth?) of offices and luggage stores. I think by now you know I'm talkin' 'bout Bruegger's! As soon as I pass through the glass foyer stacked high with City Papers, my morning blahs are burned away like so much fog and I strut confidently with the pizazz of Nicholson's Boombox-toting Joker as he defiles the art museum. By the way, this Joker's usually a bit parched around 9 AM and could use a good swig of somethin' citrusy and special. What's this ambrosial delight I see before me? FRESH-POURED ORANGE JUICE!!! I think I'm gonna like it here just fine.... As per usual, I grip my trifecta of breakfast perfection...a big-azz F.P.O.J., one everything bagel slathered liberally with G.V.C.C. (garden veggie cream cheese*), and one bodacious blueberry iced coffee (B.B.I.C). Now the Chili Dude's ready for 8 hours of listening to my boss bark orders. I'd rather be listening to THE Boss (Bruce Springsteen). At least I've got dear old Yelp to keep my spirits high 'til quittin' time. It ain't rock superstardom, but it's a living. *YUM!
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