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  • This was, perhaps, the absolute worst food experience in my life. Upon entering, there is so much going on visually that you have to get your bearings. There was so much merchandise piled everywhere I couldn't even see the bagels. Then this surly dwarf of a clerk, who had the personality of a can of lye, asks,"whattya want?" Now, first, let me say that there were only two other people in the place and no one came in behind me. I mentioned that I needed more time. After about three seconds she asked, "you ready yet?" I gave my order which was as simple as possible...two plain bagels for here. She asks," Do you want them toasted, sliced, cream cheese?" I repeated myself, "Just two plain bagels for here." She asks in a put out way, "Do you want them sliced?" I said, "NO. Just two bagels in a bag so that it's as simple as possible for you." Now, the bagels. The absolute worst. I would have been way ahead if I took the day old bagels. These were dry, hard and impervious to mastication. If you are up to a challenge for your dental work and want to be spoken down to by an angry dwarf, then the Bagel Factory experience is for you
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