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| - Did you ever see a homeless person with a exposed black toe nail that you wished you could scrape clean underneath into a fine black paste and smell it?
Is your Athlete's foot fungus collection running low?
Has licking your fuzziest petri dish of pet mold cultures lost its "spicy" taste?
Hot-boxing your farts in the car while smelling your armpit juice like the SNL's Nervous Mary getting dull?
Come immerse your body in the cocktail of body juices secreted by strangers in Las Vegas that you've been craving to smell and have humidified so that it forms a pungent fine mist to be absorbed by your pours and an orifice if you're lucky.
The studio smells gross, the classes are crammed beyond the legal room capacity where strangers are forced to drip their sweat on your mat. The instructors are constantly asking for tips after we've already PAID for classes, not only that but they're encouraged to cram as many people into each class because they're underpaid. That's assuming you are lucky enough to get a class..
I work for a living, I can't drive an hour each day to a yoga class THAT I ALREADY PAID FOR and ALREADY SIGNED INTO to have it overbooked. Maybe if I was unemployed and could sit around all day. What a rip off.
I left a "suggestion" in the suggestion box with my cell phone number, they never called it, already pocketed my money, ZERO CUSTOMER SERVICE.
I demanded to speak with the owner and just got your secretary, I was told there was no way to speak to you. I even tried calling your other business but they still wouldn't let me speak to you. Multiple times at your front desk I asked to speak to the owner, it never happened, you were always "unreachable" , "unavailable" etc.
VH fraudulently advertises "available" classes on their reserve system. You can login to each class, yet if you don't get there early (up to 15-20 minutes in some cases) there's NO ROOM, even though you've "RESERVED" your spot, it's ridiculous. I paid my money and I can't even attend the classes I've paid for. What the point of a RESERVATION if nothing is RESERVED?!?!?! I just stopped using it entirely because there was no logical reason to do so.
If you want to see a proper Yoga studio go to Body Heat, they're the exact opposite of your place. I have no issue paying 15-20% more for a studio that I can actually use. I don't want to fight for a space, park on some dirt road, login to some useless "reservation" system that doesn't work and then end up paying the same thing with TIPS in the end, forget it.
Show up 15 min EARLY or your miss the class you ALREADY SIGNED IN FOR!!! WTF!!!
What a poorly managed yoga studio, there's an online sign in that DOES NOT WORK and it's totally useless since it doesn't reserve you a spot.
You seriously have to tip toe between mats since they like to cram more people than legally allowed than the fire occupancy code.
My guess is that the yoga instructor pay sucks, so since it is tip based the instructors also have an incentive to pack you in their classes. DO NOT tip when it's packed.
Hey Ladies, do you like dark creepy unlit roads? You get to park on some dirt / gravel road since Vegas Hot Yoga not only has insufficient mat space in each class but they don't even have enough parking so you get to park on some creepy road.
This place sucks, oh and I called the owner but guess what? His voice mailbox is full, probably from other angry customers.
I don't want free service, I don't a free membership (it's not worth it!), I will never do business with your company and do everything in my power to advertise the truth about your horrible studio.
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