A satisfying design
A perfectly sun kissed server
A shitshow after 10 pm
Well well well Mojito strikes back again.
You know Lavelle is one of the lost siblings of Miami's front beach lounges. Full of attitude and begging for attention.
The crowd isn't the exception. 20 year old obnoxious cuties taking snaps everywhere. Great view by the way in all senses.
The place itself is nice if you could remove all the patrons and have a private event. Isn't Cabana suffering from the same afflictions?
Anyways I enjoyed a bottle or 17 of white wine with a business partner and his Bumble matches. From 6 to 10 just perfect and relaxing. Sunburnt synths on point. Sunset please stop for 10 minutes.
Hot female servers cat walking, I do not care if they serve terrible, they get paid to show their pristine bodies.
After 10 p.m shit show begins. Patrons start pulling out
a) Amex black card
b) Bay street bragging rights
c) Amateur gold diggers and the occasional sugar mama
Time to leave see you some other time Lavelle.