You could not try to fuck up as badly as these idiots did. My room was broken into twice.
Upon arrival the toilet was clogged. It took two days to find a plumber. I went to a neighboring hotel to use their bathroom and brush my teeth.
The free wifi died daily.
Housekeeping never arrived, ever. I tossed my trash into a city receptacle.
There were bed bugs on my pillow. They crawled into my scalp and along my neck. I still have welts from the contaminated pillows and blankets.
My keycard needed to be fixed continually if I could find someone on staff.
I know of cockroaches and they crawled past my kitchenette during my meal time.
Management was uncertain when I was checking out, despite the reservation and four conversations. Air conditioning reeked of dead frog and I enjoyed walking out of the room because HVAC failed every time. The stink. So much stench.
Is anybody on duty at the front desk? No.
How often do you awake to bug bites on both of your arms, dripping blood?
I took out my own trash to a nearby hotel because after a week, someone had to. Absolute shit hole.