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  • Makin it rain on the ho's used to be your job. Well not anymore. You're not makin it rain on shit these days. But let's just say you were going to make it rain on your bitches again, you'd need to look good while doing so and Nieman is where you'd go to get outfitted. You could go a cheaper route, but this is a rookie-rainmaker mistake. For example, the novice rainmaker might cut fashion corners, shopping at T.J. Maxx or the like. Not good. This goes against the entire rainmaking principle. A real rainmaker doesn't cut fashion corners, mainly because he knows his bitches can smell cheap a mile away. This is why the true rainmaker will only come here. Start in the men's department and get yourself a Zegna suit. Now the shoe department for some Ferragamo's. You'll need some silk briefs too. No boxers. And a robe, preferably silk, to look cool in bed. The whole thing should cost you a couple stacks, so be prepared to bring your wife's credit card..the one with the high limit. If you do this right, you'll come out of there looking just like Willie the Wimp did when they buried him in that Cadillac coffin. Now just wait for this week's unemployment check to arrive and you'll be makin it rain once again. Feels good, huh?
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