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| - "They go wobblety wobblety, ....wa a wobblety wobblety, Wa a wobblety wobblety, drop drop it like its HOTTTT....
Make em wobblety wobblety, wa a wobblety wobblety, ....Wa a wobblety wobblety, wa a drop drop it like its HOTTT....
Now after you back it up then stop - Wha wha wha, drop it like its HOTTTT...."
Dammit Lil' Wayne!!! ------------------------------
I woke up with this song on my mind. What better place to jot dem' lyrics down than Vegas' sinful tabernacle we come to know as: "Tao"?
It's Friday! Get your twerk on!!!!
Okay so, screw the other reviews, I don't at all care for clubs but without so much as questioning things: TAO is the ONLYYY club I'd be willing to frequent. Located within the ever so swanky Venetian Resort/Hotel, this 10K sq. foot club affording MULTIPLE floors for dancing is open a mere 4 or so days a week (Thur/Fri/Sat/Sun) from roughly 10p to 5 or 6a (unheard of) and it goes without a need for stating that this place is OFF DA' CHAIN!!!!
(pauses........)
Lawd' have mercy! The sh!t that goes on inside of Tao!!! I had to leave and request a new baptism.
NOTE: Hot girls,... arriving in groups (not to be confused with the fugly posing hot girl wannabe's) tend to get in free as a method of promotion. They're offered free drinks from the bar as well (fellaz' if you want a free buzz, send your hot friend over to grab the cocktail for you).
The depressing downside to this is that, inevitably......hot chicks tend to attract D-bags in droves and I personally witnessed a number of women being groped, ogled and dayum near assaulted for simply looking too good.
LADIES: Pack your pepper spray and lotion your knees. One "pie-yahh" to his baby makers should just about take care of things leaving you free to further enjoy your evening.
To further it, the dress code here is STRICTLY enforced.
Sorry fellaz'. Sneakers and t-shirts are prohibited but for what it's worth, I possess the utmost regard for protocols such as this. If/when in doubt, it deters the hyenas and prevents them from straying too far into the Pride land.
My last session out was with a group of 10. Further indicative that it pays to know folx', somehow, someone was enabled to get us into V.I.Peezy. Little did either of us know that Snoop D-O-Double Geezy was there and let's just say........ it was an "interesting" night.
That kat' is plausibly the coolest guy in the industry and this completely set the tone for not only this visit, but those to come.
Having returned since then, I was able to view on Tao's website that packages are sold, enabling guests to dine within the adjacent "Tao Asian Bistro" offering a 3 course meal, VIP table and booze with mixers. Perhaps we partook in all of this within my 1st visit; I don't know. I didn't pay.
Come to think of it; maybe I did pay.....Perhaps I was just too 'turnt up' to remember any of it.
Daah' well.
Catching all of us completely off guard were the oiled up, naked hot chicks 'bumpin' and grindin',...within the confines of a rose petal filled tub. The fact of their wearing nothing but rose petaled "nip nip covers" and....... a smile, was a prompt reminder that we weren't in Kansas any longer.
Ken-Dizzle (my Snoop given name) is hardly the one to judge. If you wanna' get your Ellen DeGeneres on in public, MORE POWER TO YA'!
* * * Tao, ladies and gents- is ------THAT TYPE OF PLACE----- and I can only begin to fathom the fornication that goes on without pretense once this club reaches capacity.
And, wouldn't cha' know it? Joe P. anDDD Alex P. have both been to this place as well and it's also obtained their seal of approval.
Last but certainly not least. In the odd event my point hasn't become crystal clear: HANDS DOWN (to continue a session of twerking) - do I bow......to Tao!!!
See you guys soon.
#POW!!! ^ ^
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