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dateCreated	2017-09-22 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	True Food Kitchen
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rev:rating	4 (xsd:int)
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rev:text	I had pretty low expectations for your restaurant, I am not going to lie. I thought I was going to hate this "health food" stuff since I'm just a normal dude that owns a truck (Chevrolet Silverado 2016 Turbo-diesal 4x4 power stroke engine), and not some guy named Clay that smokes vape pens outside of Barnes & Noble. Anyway, I got the flax burger (wha is flax? lmao) and I thought it was going to taste like the sole of a vans skateboard shoe, but it didn't It was bursting with flavor and quite frankly my pants stood up a little. Then, I saw the Kale and these little orange things. I thought they were starbursts, but when I bit into them I realized it wasn't an orange starburst. I don't know what they were, but it tasted like a french fry that goes to dive bars. The kale was good. I was going to give you guys 5 stars, but when i got home I immediately had to go to the toilet. It was bad. I was there so long that my phone died when I was looking up new trucks on google and my charger was in my room, but i didn't want to get up from the toilet because I was literally leaking. So i just had to sit there. All night. Eventually the sun came up and my son came in the bathroom, I was passed out on the toilet. He asked me if I could drive him to school. I said son, I'm sorry, i ate at true food last night and it turned my ass into a category 4 hurricane. He then thought I was drunk even though I told my family I'm done drinking, but they didn't believe me. Everyone thought I was passed out drunk on my toilet for 11 hours until the morning even though I explained that I ate flax seeds from true foods. Now they won't talk to me.
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rev:reviewer	Robert

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