To be fair, they are better than 'Meh', but aren't quite 'A-OK', so two and a half stars for Corner Cafe (am I breaking a Yelp rule here?!). Let's get it straight, it may resemble 'The Caff' from Eastenders and it's cups and mugs may be mis-matched and ever-so-slightly tea stained from over use, but it does a decent fry up for less than five quid.
It's all you want after spending the previous night on the tiles and can nay be bothered to cook brekkie. We need more Corner Cafes in my world.