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  • In a nutshell, this place is awesome. Frigging awesome. Since I work close to here, I typically have a lot of the same crappy ass options for lunch that I get sick of. Original Hoagie challenges these crappy options and comes out the victorious winner, like Tom Berringer in the Movie "Sniper", when he knows he just owned his enemy. I would come to this place more than once a week if I made more money than I do. It is just one of those places. I will give this place my official N.F.A. rating (no fucking around) Here is my typical experience when I come here. Now, I have tried about 5-7 things off the menu here in my 100 visits or so and they are all awesome. Fresh ingredients, lettuce doesn't taste like water, meat doesn't taste like Carl Budding, soft bread (god the bread here...damn...) and kick ass service. My "regular" item takes a few minutes longer than the typical sub. The owner sees me in line, has them start making it before I even order it so I don't have to wait as long. A-fucking plus. Let's talk about the owner, shall we (I assume, might be the manager, not sure but he is always running the cash register) This guy is awesome. And I hate people. He always asks how my days is going, making small talk, etc. If I haven't been in for a while, he says things like "been a while since I have seen you!" "how have you been?" "Come back more often!" He is the guy taking orders every time I have been there. Since I am not a huge fan of soda, he always gives me a good size ice water and doesn't bitch about it or charge me for a cup. That charging for a cup thing is horse shit and non-existent at this place. By the way, no fee for using a debit/credit card either. I almost always use cash, but a plus for you card users. The restaurant is always clean. Tables are free of garbage and left over food. They always have the daily newspaper to read and I have never been pushed out of there if I read it after my meal is over. The place doesn't smell of burned bread or rotten meat either, like a lot of other sandwich shops. If I had to make a complaint it would be that there is no bathroom here for customers. The place is small and probably lacks the resources for it. Plus I bet it would piss off the health department if they knew customers were walking through the food prep area to wash their hands which is why it doesn't happen. Know this before going there and piss/shit and wash your hands beforehand and the bullet has been dodged. If these instructions are too hard for you, then I assume natural selection will eventually pay you a visit anyway. I look for any way to cut down a business and with this place I really can't find one. Can't ding a star for their shitter (or lack of) If you are in the area and want a good meal, decent price (about 1-2 bucks more than the crappy national chains but after you eat you know where that money went) and good quick service, than give this place a try. I found it by accident a few years ago and it was one of the best fuck up's I have had from a food point of view. You are clear to engage the Original Hoagie Shop. Weapons hot.
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