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  • one of my girls came to visit me in my desert abode. we got bored so we hoped into her too beautiful and too perfect car (g.y. you are more beautiful and more perfect than your car) and drove off to viva las vegas. our first stop was the tao at Venetian. although waiting isn't something i enjoy, driving in la has taught me the valuable lesson of being patient. however, i don't believe in waiting in a line for hours so that i can pay some huge door man with some huge ego some huge amount of dough. i also don't believe in shoving pushing my way to get to the happy juice haven. i certainly don't believe in being harassed and vexed by anonying creeps (well, sometimes i don't mind) before having to face the long line, my friend and i stopped at the laides room. i was complaining endlessly that i am too bare and that my mom will disown me if she saw what i was wearing. that's when we met these two cute random promoters who promised us " free- no- waiting" entry. although our mamas told us not to talk to any strangers nor to go anywhere with them. we just couldn't resist. so the rest of the tao story... we bypassed the long line... bypassed the vip line... got a huge warm welcoming approval nod from the huge doormen...and volia we were transported into this sexy dark alluring space. we had a great time dancing and drinking our night away, but both of us kept comparing tao to kclubbing. i don't know why but on that particular night, there was a lot of bachlorette's parties going on. we tried all the different dance floors and liked the huge upstair dance floor by the balcony the best. girls in bathtubs and giving massages are sexy but bit dull. we had a decent time but after all we were in vegas and the night was young... we were so ready to move on to the next club...
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