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  • Okay, here's how Free Comic Book Day is supposed to work: You have a table full of the year's free comics readily and easily accessible and identifiable right at or near the entrance. You do NOT hide them away in some obscure unmarked back room completely surrounded by non-FCBD books which does nothing but make someone checking the room out after looking over every nook and crany of the bloody store think "Frell! They're not in here either!" Then upon having looked over the entire store an additional four times before finally spotting one of the FCDB and realizing this is supposed to be the spot, there should be much more than about four of the FIFTY FCBD comic titles available. I mean, I know that every other day of the year, you strive to make the inability to find anything easily in your store into some kind of demented art form but really? You have to ruin FCBD just to keep up your image of chaotic random disorganized cluelessness? There needs to be some kind of law that only ACTUAL comic book stores can participate in Free Comic Book Day and Jesse James Comics is NOT a real comic book store - they're a torture chamber straight out of the deepest darkest pits of Hell merely designed to look like a comic book store in order to lure in unsuspecting innocent passers-by. Maybe the store owners are trying for that whole "It's-so-bad-it's-oddly-entertaining-in-a-camp-value-kind-of-way" vibe. But it's not working. They're more of the It's-so-bad-I-would-rather-be-trapped-in-an-all-day-Bruce-Willis-and-Don-Jonson-revive-their-singing-career-concert-than-spend-more-than-five-minutes-in-this-place variety. It's truly a shame that such wonderful truly well-run comic shops like Hero Comics and Atomic Comics have closed while this catastrophe remains in business - kind of like the cockroaches left after the rest of civilization has been destroyed by nuclear annihilation. Whether it's Free Comic Book Day or any other day of the year, before you even entertain the slightest possibility of wasting your time visiting this place, bear in mind there are far more entertaining and worthwhile ways to spend your day - such as having your teeth drilled or alphabetizing your laundry lint. If I had any doubts before, I can now confirm that (second only to Papa John's Pizza) Jesse James Comics is the Worst Business in the entire Valley.
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