4:15: been here 15 minutes. The first things I've noticed: it's really really warm in the waiting room. Borderline hot. The TV is playing reruns of Sunday Morning. This is fine because I like Sunday morning but also because I plan to stare at my phone till it dies. Floor was probably swept sometime in the last couple hours. Chairs are very uncomfortable and not something I would want to sit in for more than a half hour. It's too hot in here now. Not much water in the jug.
4:40 been trapped for weeks. May not survive much longer. Will to survive decreasing rapidly. No water. No Wi-Fi. Car still in lot. I'm dying! Tell my wife she doesn't exist
5:10 HOW DO THEY SLOW DOWN TIME HERE!
5:21 person who owned this phone has died. His last wish before dying on the floor was for me to finish this yelp review for him
5:36 poor dude died 10 minutes before his car was ready. Changed the oil and the air filters. Costs more than doing it yourself but that's true of all shops. Staff were very friendly. I'd probably come back.