The staff reminds me of what it felt like to be an teen factory worker, while growing up in Korea. I remember seeing the same dead eyes every morning. The warning sign on the front door was nice of them, making me just paranoid enough to hold my pee, I needed to catch up on the kegel exercises anyways. They're so forward thinking that they don't offer WiFi so don't forget to bring your stone and chisel.
Good thing the CSI coffee pub is just down the street.