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dateCreated	2009-06-14 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Cirque du Soleil - O
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rev:rating	2 (xsd:int)
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rev:text	An overpriced circus show with water. Yes, that is what this is. My girlfriend wanted to see this, so guess what I did............yea I sucked it up and bought the tickets. I wasn't too interested in seeing it, but I figured to make the best of it and thought "Hey Brian, maybe this will at least be a bit interesting." So what did I do? I got all stupid with a 2 1/2 foot drink from Fat Tuesdays prior to this show. With me, alcohol makes the uninteresting, interesting. It makes the somewhat funny, hilarious. It makes the really funny into die hard laughter. There was no laughter this time. I bought these tickets under the assumption that this would be the best Cirque du Soleil in town, I guess I was wrong. I probably would have been better off with 'KA. This show is for the wanna-be elite and pretentious crowd. The "clowns" were doing the lamest things and the crowd was eating it up. I think that some of the crowd was just uncomfortable and forced the laugh. I could hear it in their voices. When the crowd let out one nervious laugh, I burst out with a loud fake laugh to the dismay of my girlfriend. Her eyes gave me the "You aren't getting laid tonight!" look. Shit. I feel asleep a minimum of five times. The only reason why I woke up was because the fat guy next to me was weezing loudly. The actors give alot of effort to this show, that is why the two stars instead of one. The show itself sucks, but the effort from the actors and the production values are extremely good. This is probably one of the hardest working shows in Vegas, however, it can not live on that alone. The people walking out of this show oozing with awe was priceless. "Wow that was sooooooo awesome. That story was hard to follow!" Oh yes, the young beautiful woman dropping her scarf and being stalked by creepy men was so difficult to understand! I felt like I was watching Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back for the first time! Vader is Luke's father? NO WAY! THE GIRL IN "O" WAS BEING PERSUED BY ALL THE MAJOR CHARACTERS FOR ROMANTIC ENDEVOURS? OH NO WAY! SHUT UP! This show was either for the extremely stupid or the extremely snotty/pretentious. Save your money and go see another Cirque show. Actually, take your money and buy tickets for the Jersey Boys. This show pales in comparison to it.
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rev:reviewer	Brian

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