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  • Best club in the Valley. Been to HiLiter, Candy Store and some other glam places down towards Chandler area, with hugely inflated chests, and platinum blondes. Nothing compared to Xplicit ! This is a place I feel comfortable going, and having a good time doing the thing that isn't mainstream talked about ... getting down with the strippers! Xplicit is out in the middle of a nowhere it seems (where fields of agriculture are on either side of it) a big, two story building with plenty of parking on the S. side of Glendale Ave, about 2 miles W. of University of Phoenix (Cardinals) stadium. So if coming off the 101, ... keep driving even if you think there couldn't possibly be a club way out here! What you'll be rewarded with is approachable, sexy dancers (not all, but a good percentage look nice, have great assets, and decent moves) I found walking up to the stage, and putting a few dollars in a G-String, and politely asking if the dancer would come over for a private dance (yes, tightwad dirtbags ... you SHOULD spend the $20/night to get on the V.I.P. Lounge list ... its good all night, and if you plan to drop a couple hundy, this is the way to do it ~ in the privacy of the lounge.) The ladies are more than happy to take you in for a all hands on experience, in a very spacious and impeccably clean V.I.P. room that can handle 4-5 simultaneous semi-private encounters at a time behind smoked glass. Yes, you will get bouncer attention if you're manhandling, grabbing areas you shouldn't or otherwise freaking out the dancers. I found asking them "O.K., what's on and off-limits" is a great way to break the ice. Like it or not for 4 minutes (or for more than once song) you are having a relationship with this girl; one in which she is trusting you to be respectful of her job/profession and also have a good time. I found to a "T", all girls where more than interested in your impression with them, if you enjoyed your dance, and were more than open to discussing almost anything, and if you have the balls to buy them a drink, you are as close to a GFE experience with 'benefits' of having them dance like your girlfriend (or wife) will not. Drink prices are reasonable, the club is well ventilated, a/c is nice and crisp, furniture is clean. Yes, 6:30 is a slower time, with less girls in rotation but on a Thu. Fri. or Sat. expect the excitement levels to rise around 10:00 to 10:30 as your buzz gets a bit better, and so does the talent. High Marks, and this is coming from a Portland club frequenter, where they don't wear anything in the clubs. Much preferred the thongs, and more approachable sexy women at Xplicit !
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