Oh no. The carpet cleaner is here. OK, mentally prepare yourself for the classic "our ad doesn't really apply to your house" or "that's our basic charge. You're still going to need some special chemicals to lift these stains out. That will cost A LOT extra." But alas, this is George. He's actually nice. He actually came in, measured the "usable carpet space" and not that covered by furniture. Then he had the nerve to quote me an already great price for the cleaning, PLUS a 10% discount for mentioning Yelp. He's got a REAL van with REAL professional equipment and not some freelancer who's renting a rug doctor from Home Depot. This guy is the real deal and I will absolutely use him again, again and again.