Do I start with the fact that I was burned by hot water or mention that I was cut during my pedicure? Or maybe I should open with the fact that I was asked three times to explain what I meant by "gel overlay", at which point I decided to decline that service to avoid an impending disaster.
Other noteworthy oddities include the fact that my legs were dried with a paper-towel after my pedicure, that my massage chair creaked so loudly and frighteningly when turned on that I thought it might collapse or explode right under me, and that they gave me slippers likely to best fit a size 7/8 when I'm a 10/11.
The polish selection is also pretty limited and the polishes that are available are mostly empty or drying bottles.
Oh and did I mention that this glorious experience cost me $32 American dollars.
Need I say more? Avoid at all cost.