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I came here for car wash and that's what's I got, but what makes this place special?
How about the fact that's it easy, I mean you drive your car through the wash yourself... well you don't actually drive, but rollers grab your "neutralized" car and roll you through the land of foamy soap and hot dirt defying water. You can just sit back and enjoy the radio while this happens.
After a trip, through the valley of the shadow of soap, you park in one of the many washing stalls. Then multiple dudes swarm your car with towels whipping through air as they fight every leftover soap particle and water bead with reckless abandonment. Pssshh... Those particles never stood a chance.
Depending on the depth of your wallet you either got the basic wash or the, "full monty", which is basically overweight car wash workers cleaning your car, half naked. Kidding, but that shit would be pretty funny, right?
Anyway, was I happy with results, duh? I gave them a dust bunny and came back to a shiny black metal stallion.
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