I am in a perpetual love/hate relationship with Costco. The delicious snacks, the free samples, giant boxes of BaĆ water; I keep coming back for more. I awkwardly push my cart past indecisive shoppers, trek through the parking lot at 115 degrees (it is full by 10:05 a.m. btw), and stand in the customer service line overhearing how a customer wants to return a laptop after dropping it down the stairs...but I keep returning. I need a 12-can pack of tuna. I need a bag of six avocados for $5. I need a case of protein drinks on sale for $18. The deals are just too real here. I come here happy and leave exhausted and defeated. I just can't quit you, Costco; ever.