Friendly folks. Serviceable burgers. This is a 3 Star spot that gets a 1-Star decrement because I have found no way to voice my order such that I get Extra Freakin' Lettuce (henceforth to be referred to as EFL).
It's truly been a years long quest. I've done the experiment in which a burger is ordered with just lettuce and one with extra lettuce. Same amount of lettuce. I could wax on, but I'm not feeling that poetic or wound up right now.
I'll try for EFL sometime again in the future, mostly because it's personal now, I'm baffled. Curse you Draconian lettuce horders of Five Guys. 1 Star I withhold from you... I shall have my day!